Life is Strange

The absolute best game you will ever play or watch. Chloe is a drug addict, Max is a hippie, Rachel is dead(oof) Kate is suicidal, Victoria is an asshole, Mark is a pervert, Nathan is a mentally damaged teen who is being used by Mark Jefferson to kidnap girls, and it involves time travel, a hick Oregon town of a few hundred people, and a huge waterspout.

"Life is Strange is the absolute best game ever! I don't know what fucktard would suggest otherwise!"

by Life is Strange- Poor Rachel February 1, 2018

strain the spuds

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)

hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds

by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

Happy stranger

When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".

Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.

by FakeMeat June 4, 2007

midnight stranger

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.

by Kp1336 November 23, 2016

Stranded

To be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.

Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!

by His Royal Throbness August 1, 2005

Stranger Hand

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.

"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003