Strasburg Virginia

Small town in Shenandoah County, Virginia. A rural mountain valley paradise for many people aiming to settle down or escape the hustle and bustle of urban areas. With an average of 150 in each graduating class, everyone knows everyone. The town has holiday celebrations such as Mayfest, Octoberfest, and the Christmas Parade which many towns don't, and that's one thing that makes Strasburg great. It does have its fair share of drugs, sluts, and trashy kids but sorry kids, those are everywhere. Otherwise, from seeing the mayor's smiling face to watching Rec League soccer down at the park, this little town is the friendliest around.

Name a place without a walmart.
Strasburg Virginia!

I feel like going to a parade, but it's may.
Go to Strasburg, Virginia!

I want to know everyone in my school.
Head on down to Strasburg Virginia!

by Strasburgian December 6, 2010

Straussanged

To be fasely accused of rape for political ends.

Accused: I have upset the government & they have paid someone to fasley accuse me of rape!

Attorney: As your attorney I advise you that you have been Straussanged you poor bastard.

by Jnarimbaud June 11, 2011

Straggle Whore

A girl that wears too much make-up, hangs out with a group of girls that strive for men. These girls would do anything to attract attention, by all means by wearing shorts that go a few inches down, no bra, a wet t-shirt. They talk like they are from Jersey shore, and stalk men's facebooks.

*Walks up men*

"May I have all of your numbers?"

"No, you straggle whore."

by Scelus May 9, 2014

straggot

a mental illness

tony lopez is a straggot ✨

by fr0ggy 🐸 August 11, 2020

straggler

a woman who remains at a bar at night long after the more attractive women have been taken home by men. As can be expected, she is not very good looking and is considered to be a last resort for a late-night hookup.

It's 3:00 a.m., lets head over to Davy Byrnes and see if there are any stragglers roaming about.

by Drew Slew April 29, 2008

Taking a Strass

another saying for making a bowel movement.

So there I was sitting on the toilet Taking a Strass when my cell phone went off.

by skettyjoe November 14, 2013

stragget

The straight version of fagget. Heavy insult for the straight ones in our midst.

Quit being a stragget. (In reference to a straight person being straight)

by UnknownByDesign July 15, 2018