A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.
Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.
by Jimbobillybob December 9, 2008
Get the strategic drunk mug.A person who on the outside seems cool, confident and strong but on the inside is insecure, scared and doesn't know who he really is which inevitably leads to a severe breakdown and much needed self realization.
James: wow what happened to Randy??? I though he was such a strong dude!
Matt: Looks can be deceiving, he was a Cloud Strife this whole time, i really hope he figures things out!
Matt: Looks can be deceiving, he was a Cloud Strife this whole time, i really hope he figures things out!
by Captain Cowhand February 3, 2010
Get the Cloud Strife mug.Related Words
strafe
• Strafe_129
• strafeaway
• Strafed
• Strafer
• strafesync
• StrafeTheus
• 250 strafe rei
• chafe strafe
• ass strafe
by HOMESTUCK_SHIT February 6, 2015
Get the Strife mug.Second strife is the anguish one feels when participating in Second Life and having no one to talk to but 14-year-old noobs with no life experience and who think that they are so cool because they have such a stylish but unoriginal avatar.
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
Get the second strife mug.a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.
opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.
opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.
"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."
"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"
"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"
by Lucky May 12, 2006
Get the exit strategy mug.When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.
Sam: Where's Chris?
Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
by TheFuriousLeftNut September 20, 2009
Get the Strategic Shit mug.Also called as Inflate-Deflate Stratergy- Thumping the clueless opposition by giving them false hope and hoping that their complacency will lead to their timely doom.. The theory is heavily advocated my Mr Nags , who is a royal challenger aficionado.
Generalist Yamamoto from Japan: How did you win the match in such a tight situation?
Nags: Yamahamoto from Japan, how many times have I told you about the inflate deflate strategy?
Generalist Selvalakshmi: Hey Nags, do you know what else is tight and what else is inflated?
Nags: 😳
Nags: Yamahamoto from Japan, how many times have I told you about the inflate deflate strategy?
Generalist Selvalakshmi: Hey Nags, do you know what else is tight and what else is inflated?
Nags: 😳
by Theedgyindian April 9, 2022
Get the Inflate Deflate Strategy mug.