Generalist 

Someone afraid to tie themselves down to anything specific in order to avoid real conversation. Often used by girls and closet atheists, as well as people who dabble in politics but aren't willing to alienate their fat scooter riding medicare dependent tea-bagger friends.

A true generalist, I regularly write about everything...

Generalist by Falcongod March 28, 2011

Arts Generalist 

Someone with a degree in the prestigious field of general arts. Enjoys activities such as sleeping, eating, jerking off, sleeping some more, and occasionally even going to class.

Contrary to popular belief, the life of an Arts Generalist is not easy. Sometimes they have to defecate but they are too lazy to get out of bed, so they resort to using a bedpan system. Sometimes they wake up after dinner is over and have to call a pizza if they want to eat. The life of an Arts Generalist is truly testing.

When I grow up I want to be an Arts Generalist. They live like kings.

Arts Generalist by OhHiMark! December 7, 2011

celery generals 

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

celery generals by Shov June 19, 2008

generalised anxiety disorder 

A terrible condition that plagues the affected mind with depression, fear, terrifying thoughts and overall anxiety. The affected person usually suffers from panic attacks and suffers from depression.

"The doctor says I have Generalised anxiety disorder, which explains the panic attacks lately."

generalised anxiety disorder by MedicOfNormandy1883 November 1, 2013

Generalized Anxiety Disorder 

A chemical brain disorder that causes one to worry about everything, even things they don't particularly care about. Also causes one to not be able to relax properly. Most people do not take this disorder seriously, even though it is very serious and can cause a lot of problems in a sufferer's life.

Me: I have to tell you something.. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder and it's ruining my life.
Friend: Oh. So what'd you buy Suzie for her Birthday?
Me: Uh I just told you I have a fucking anxiety disorder.
Friend: Yeah, I worry about stuff a lot too. So anyway about the party?
Me: -_-

Generalized Anxiety Disorder by whatwhatwhat77 June 11, 2012

Washington Generals 

The Washington Generals are an American exhibition basketball team, best known for their spectacular losing streak in exhibition games against the Harlem Globetrotters.

Dean has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.

Luke received a Washington Generals-level beat down from his opponent.

Washington Generals by robo042 March 7, 2010

generalizasian 

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to infer or form (a general principle, opinion, conclusion, etc.) from only a few facts, encounters, or examples about somebody of oriental decent. Assuming all Asians think or act the same.

Person 1: Strewth mate, that slanty just cut you off. Chinks are such bad drivers.

Person 2: Don't be daft Corey, that's such a generalizasian.

generalizasian by ladiesman_217 April 28, 2009