straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003

Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.

Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.

by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!

Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences

Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler

by tiplicker May 10, 2023

Stranded in the Shower Room

When one is stranded in the bathroom without an toilet paper and must rely on others for help or waddle over to get some toilet paper somewhere else.

Bob: Dude, thanks, I was totally stranded in the shower room!

Randy: You know I always help my homies out!

by green_hoodies June 7, 2013