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Stonerland

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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Stober

One who consistently exhibits stoner-like behaviors (i.e. eating jack in the crack at 2AM, skipping class, watching nature documentaries) even when they're in a sober state
Corey is such a stober! She skipped class to make nachos and watch Planet Earth today--She wasn't even high!
by Down Ass Rae August 30, 2016
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Stonertite

A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.
They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.
by ThatOneFellaah April 28, 2009
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Stoner Drifting

The inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. Usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. Stoner Drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. Most participants don't even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, "What the fuck am I doing over here?".
I have no idea why I am in the laundry room, but that was some extreme Stoner Drifting.
by Leo Dicaprio November 10, 2010
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Stoner Bitch

A fine girl that smokes weed!
Jon: "Hey Kevin, who is that new girl you've been talking to?"

Kevin: "Thats my new girlfriend. Or as I would like to call her, my stoner bitch."

J
by KV2k October 2, 2012
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The Stoner's Dilemma

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009
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lizard stomper

A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.
A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.
by Daru Zagus January 27, 2012
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