cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

pirate stool

When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"

by El Pirata August 21, 2008

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

Stool Jouster

Someone who gives anal

That guys a total stool jouster

by The Mastinter April 26, 2015

Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

booty dump stool butt pain

"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.

by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015

cream of stool

diarrhea

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.

by Professor_Z January 4, 2023

Stool Duel

A stool duel is when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you feel poop poking you back.

Hey man, I was fucking this girl in the ass last night and I felt poop poking me back on the dick. Rather than pull out I decided to fight the poop back in and have a stool duel!

by sick mo'fo May 15, 2022