Stolpskott

När någon är helt ute och cyklar och säger saker som inte stämmer en minsta aning, då kan du använda ordet stolpskott

"Jag ska säga till läraren att det var du!" *- Stolpskott, jag var ju hemma och var sjuk!*

"Han där Obama var väl president i Frankrike?" *- Du är ett riktigt stolpskott, han var president i USA.*

by KrisYeet November 14, 2021

Stoliosis

When you get completely trashed by drinking Stoli orange and act up.

We had a great time last night, until our friend got stoliosis!

by Cardinal Ruby August 11, 2021

Stolevrusny

A description of once-great athletes that have devolved into a shell of their formal selves, imbibing in self-harm and substance abuse, leading them to make other lifestyle decisions and speaking gibberish that causes even their formerly-biggest fans to disregard their influence completely.

My buddy “Boy, Jim McMahon has really gone off the rails, huh?”

Me: “Yeah, just another awful Stolevrusny story”

by Dr. Gibberish December 2, 2022

Jens Stoltenberg

To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.

Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

Us: I am the NATO cheif.

by Norgemannen November 28, 2020

Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.

Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?

A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!

by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009

drive it like you stole it

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.

"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"

by speed demon October 2, 2006

Stolared

When something (expectedly) goes horribly wrong because of someone's stupidity. Usually, just one person in the room 'Stolars' things up all the time. Synonym: Cursed.

"Oh, there he goes again! He Stolared it! There's no fixing it now." (as a kid backs his car up into a fence.)

"Don't touch it! You're gonna Stolar it. Let me handle this instead."

by MatchNL April 18, 2005