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stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.
Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!
by Joel TK June 21, 2005
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Switched

A phrase describing a changed or altered circumstance.

Can also be used in a positive connotation.
"My buddy tripped out hard on mushrooms last night. He was messed up. The whole night was switched."

"Yo! Did you see those hot as hell girls who showed up to the party? That was fucking switched!"

"I thought we were supposed to meet at this bar last night. Man we were all wasted, the whole night was switched."
by CMR365 March 24, 2009
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stitches

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"
by scott January 23, 2003
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switched on

Switched on can mean to be in love. It is used to describe the feeling someone feels when they are infatuated or turned on, it is another form of turned on. I guess it is not really in love but it can be used in a different sense than turned on.
Woman you have me switched on, why don't you let me pick you up at your place tonight?
by rkland March 5, 2007
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statched

To have sex with someone who isn't of the age of consent.
I totally statched that high-school freshman.
by thatguy5612 October 2, 2013
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Switched the cups

It's an old movie trope (One example of which is the movie "The Princess Bride") where someone tries to poison someone else by pouring 2 cups of the same drink and poisoning the cup intended for the other person. The person being poisoned "switches the cups" and turns the tables on the poisoner.
Evil poisoner gerl "Here. Let's have a drink."

Iam "Oh, hey, sure."

*Both drink*

Evil poisoner gerl "Ack! What's happening!?"

Hym "Oh, oops... I switched the cups... I switch things around sometimes. In my head and otherwise. Oops.."

Iam "Maybe Cain caught Abel switching the cups Perhaps the Sin Cain allowed to "have it's way with him” was deceit. He let the false idol he worshipped deceive him and switch the cups. 'Every single time I make a sacrifice it's the wrong one?' he'd ask himself. If he was the one stealing the sacrifices how would he not know why they weren't being accepted? And maybe that's why he wasn't punished. Because if you are willing to Sin against me; why should I not Sin against you? And that's why the retaliatory violence always escalates 7 fold. That's where the feedback loop started. The snake eating it's own tail. Because (at the time) there were only 9 Sins and There were only 4 people. And no one had ever killed anyone before. Which Sin was it and what makes you think Abel was the good one?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Team Switched

The dev team that is working on "TS!Underswap", led by Beethovenus
Wow! Team Switched is doing a great job. TS!Underswap looks great!
by Venom Pat-daddy December 14, 2020
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