A female that is in possession of an unknown amount of vagina, "wearing " as little as legally possible. Who acts in a provocative manner at all times. One who refuses to ever give that sh** up.
by Donaldfistgivin February 10, 2021
Get the pussy stingy mug.1. When you take the food out of the microwave and it doesn't feel hot. Then shortly after your hands start to burn, causing you to drop your food.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
Person 1: " Why is the food all over the floor? "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
by An-Asshole-;) December 5, 2022
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Get the stinging roger mug.A game of ping pong where after every point that is scored, the scorer hits a ping pong ball as hard as they can at thier opponent's exposed chest or stomach. Well placed balls land on sensitive areas such as the nipples and may leave red or brown circles for a few days. A great way to get some use out of your old ping pong table, flex your masculinity or settle disputes!
ANDREW: Dude, New Hope was a gazillion times better than Empire Strikes Back.
ALEX: NO WAY! Empire Strikes Back offered the best acting, writing and special effects in the trilogy.
ANDREW: I will respectfully disagree, and I challenge you to a match of sting pong to settle this like men, nay, jedi.
ALEX: NO WAY! Empire Strikes Back offered the best acting, writing and special effects in the trilogy.
ANDREW: I will respectfully disagree, and I challenge you to a match of sting pong to settle this like men, nay, jedi.
by Gnyqu November 7, 2006
Get the Sting Pong mug.A "stealth bust" or "undercover bust". This describes the delightful surprise you get when a woman's breasts appear to be average or small when she's normally dressed, but then actually turn out to be unexpectedly large when she's naked. Also known as an "FBI visit", "CIA doorknock", or "Mossad strike" (or indeed any organization known to be stealthy... so not the NYPD, presumably).
AC (who is female): So, Bing, how did your date with that hot Indonesian chick go?
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
by HMB October 21, 2006
Get the police sting mug.1. In the 1980's a gang in the City of Flint, Michigan was called the Top Dawg's. Many of its members and associates chose names that contained the word "Dawg" (i.e. U-M Dawg, Flint Dawg, T-Dawg). Stingerdawg is a name chosen by one of the distant unrelated associates and City of Flint citizen. While not a member of the gang itself, Stingerdawg supported the Top Dawg attitude that was against the administration, the system and the "man" in general at that time.
2. A person who is involved in Fantasy Sports such as Football, and excels at every level. Also, a pseudonym for Desmond Boulevard, the writer (which is a pseudonym in itself).
2. A person who is involved in Fantasy Sports such as Football, and excels at every level. Also, a pseudonym for Desmond Boulevard, the writer (which is a pseudonym in itself).
"Yo mayn, ain't that Stingerdawg kicken' in the front door of Chumpy Chumpersons casa?"
"Stingerdawg and his Stinging Dawgfish kicked my tail in this weeks fantasy football playoff."
"Stingerdawg and his Stinging Dawgfish kicked my tail in this weeks fantasy football playoff."
by Dezmond "Dezi" Boulevard January 29, 2010
Get the Stingerdawg mug.The act of a man laying face down on his stomach and flipping his penis between his legs in order to receive fellatio.
by Mick Slicky D August 30, 2013
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