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Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010
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Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.
Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.
by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007
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go sterling

The act of giving in to thoughtless rage. To 'go sterling' is not simply a show of anger, but a concentrated release of built up tension. This tension is often thought to brought about from weeks of consistent 'blue-balling', and its release is manifested by an intensely violent physical outburst.
Dude 1: "How's college been for you dude?"

Dude 2: "I dunno but if don't get laid soon I'm gonna 'go sterling' on this bitch's LED hula hoop."
by Evalina386 September 30, 2010
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Sterbin

A person that loves shitposting everywhere he goes.
Oi, did you see what he's posting on reddit? Such a sterbin
by Tawagoto Yakushoku May 14, 2018
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Howard Sterning

Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.
I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.
by Frankintosh December 9, 2012
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Mt. Sterling

A craphole of a town where pill whores run around in heat all of the time.
That bathroom smelled like Mt. Sterling.
by trapeze artist December 6, 2010
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Sterling Heights

A place near Detroit which is relatively unknown so people simply say they are from Detroit
by lizbet5621 June 10, 2008
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