stomple

To half stumble, half stomp, as if feeling the emotion of angriness while sleepwalking.

1. Fred watched an angry elephant stomple the flowers as he clumsily ran to safety.
2. Mae stompled after her sister, who had just put her hand in warm water.

by Maralyse Hackinetti October 27, 2006

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Stempler

A term often referred to when describing someone with whom you / a person has had casual sex with that you / said person has zero respect for, nor find attractive.

Having intercourse with a 'Stempler' or being 'Stemplered' is often as a result of a late night drunken booty call or a random hook up at McDonalds.

As he wiped the sweat from his brow, he realised with aplomb that he could use this girl whenever he so desired. This fine little Stempler was his, all his, and there was nothing she could do about it. Come rain or shine, night or day, he knew he could have her ankles by her ears within four minutes of a text message.

Dave: "What did you do last night, dude?"
Joseph: "I got Stemplered!"
Dave: "Oh no! Again?"
Joseph: "Yeah, I was asleep and my fone rang. The silly bint came over and I Stemplered her and finished in her hair".
Dave "Haha! What a Stempler!"

The other day, I met this complete Stempler. She was gagging for it - so easy. I reckon I could phone her at 4am and she'd turn up with a dildo and grin on her dumb face.

by Raveus Maximus May 4, 2011

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