Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.
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