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by Steish Lover March 19, 2011
Get the Steish mug.A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.
I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.
by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008
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A mechanic who sells you a car for $5,000 that breaks down in less than a week of buying it and refuses to take it back and refund the money then jacks you around for 3.5 months about fixing the damn thing, doesn't; he manages to get it running but his sheisty ass lied about it being the battery - when it is really the engine - so now you can only sell it to Carmax for $1,200. That is a sheisty motherfucker.
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An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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