Walking STD

Basically a person who either doesn't remember who they had sex with or a person who doesn't care and has sex with anyone. also known as walking sex.

"that guy is a walking sexually transmitted disease.....but he isn't even that hott...."

by abs March 3, 2005

std

Basically like a computer virus, but for people. You want the free Prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again.

You want the sex, you have to risk the attack on your 'down there' region, with the possibility of it never working again.

I got an STD and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters.

other guy: thanks for sharing...

by sweetness-and-light July 11, 2007

STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease

See burned.

That slut gave me an STD

by scally hater October 31, 2003

STD library

a chick who has fucked EVERYONE at your school, who more than likely has at LEAST one STD.

Annie is an STD library.

by you KNOW its true April 14, 2007

Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.

1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."

by Jeffburton April 20, 2010

STD Monday

STD monday is the best day of the week in the army. On that day, you get to have sex with anyone you want (hint, STD). It's usually on a Monday and tons of babies are conceived with in that time frame.

Stacey: OMG, I had sex with Phil on STD Monday and now I'm pregnant!

Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.

by Shawty b u f f <3 June 24, 2011

STD Queen

A slut who has every STD known and unknown to man. Also, she gives the STD's.

Man A: Man, Jatavia is the STD queen! She gave me HIV!

Man B: You got lucky! She gave me some STD that made my dick flat!

by FailedKamikazePilot October 16, 2019