STD

STD-Severe Testicular Distress. Usually occurs when humidity and temperature are very high.
Zane: "Damn dude, this hot ass weather has my balls all sweaty and uncomfortable."
Jesse: "Sounds like you got STD dude."
Zane: "What? How the hell would YOU know?"
Jesse: "Nah man, not A STD, but STD. Severe Testicular Distress."
by 420Legend June 10, 2008
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Do you think you possess the intellectual greatness to STD?
by DJ Pie Safety April 11, 2007
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shit son, that std is huge!
by pedrole March 16, 2008
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1-Acronym for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which is duh any disease you can get with any kind of sexual contact ie The Clap, Crabs

2-Ironically, could've been a group on WWE'S SmackDown! with Divas, Sable, Torrie Wilson, and Dawn Marie since their first initials spell that out
Ex1-Better wear condoms, you never what know STD you're gonna get.

Ex2-Imagine if Sable and Dawn Marie hadn't been fired and they and Torrie Wilson formed STD and said things on SmackDown! like "When you're lying in the middle of the ring and you feel that pain between your legs--you know you've just been infected by STD!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 14, 2005
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It stands for:Super Terrific Date
Of course Bobby ive had tons of STDs!
by LGS March 17, 2007
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an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...
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Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"
by lukkeeyy December 02, 2010
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You STD last night huh?!
by getonmylevel September 24, 2007
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