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Satisbate

to perform masturbation in an effort to remove depression
After I satisbate, I am going to go to sleep.
by lord_farquaad_15 November 23, 2021
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Statistics

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.
by allegro_perth May 14, 2011
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Stanislav

A a slavic name used in many countries such as Bulgaria, Ukraine, Russia, Belarus, Poland etc.

Stani = Become
Slav = Popular

Slav, Slavi and many others can be used for shorter.
Stanisław Lem (a polish writer)
Stanislav Ianevski (a bulgarian actor who played Viktor Krum in Harry Potter)
by Hayato5000 October 3, 2010
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the states

I'm from the states.
by zachnnn May 11, 2007
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Statistic'd

When a person offers up statics during a casual conversation to prove his or her point. However, the stats are not a product of research , but instead a product of here-say. This can be highly annoying because it is difficult to argue with made up stats, considering the vast modes of gathering and processing data related to a phenomenon.
Friend 1: I think I want to go to Law school.

Friend 2: I wouldn't do that dude, 56% of people who have law degrees work in another profession.

Friend: Damn, I better not then . . . (while thinking, "this dude has some made up number to attach to everything" I hate when I get statistic'd by this dude)

Ordering in a restaurant . . .

Girl: I'll have the Rib eye, rare . . .

Guy: I wouldn't do that, this place uses inorganic beef and each time you order beef here, you are destroying 2.5 acres of farm land.

Girl: I prefer not to get statistic'd when I'm ordering
by 180lbmastiff March 13, 2010
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satisfocalypse

A combination of "satisfaction" and "apocolypse", often used to describe how one feels after eating a Snickers bar.
Ride the four horses of the satisfocalypse.
by RnFDoctorZ March 29, 2009
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Stanislaw

Polish for "above the law". Generally considered a bad ass, those born with this name tend to be overly sarcasic and hate charity. They tend to die at a relatively early age due to their addiction to fast cars and women.
That guy is a real Stanislaw.
by Adam Wolf November 25, 2007
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