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Ostrich Strangler

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.
by Nosrac October 2, 2006
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boston cream strangler

when you jizz while getting deep-throated and choke the swallower
she had responded well to getting choked in the past so i tryed giving her the boston cream strangler...
by constance merryweather March 8, 2009
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cock strangler

a really scary woman who, although she is extremely hot, you know you wouldnt like to do because she might break something. If your into that stuff though, i guess she can be quite fun
'Oh my god! Its a cock strangler!!! She's like that woman from goldeneye, that makes me so horny, do you really think thighs can do that?'
by rawg the dawg February 17, 2006
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Crescent Park Strangler

A very quick and stealthy individual, if you do not know where it is, it will strangle you and lube your anus with BBQ sauce. It can be seen creeping around waiting for a victim, or using its braids and scope out people. It doesnt talk however, so use extreme caution when faced with this deadly individual. Its also known to make very strange noises. The strangler is known to have no sexual prefrence, and will fuck and kill anything w/ or w/o a pulse
Crescent Park Strangler-"Meep!!!!!"
Everyone else-"Holy shyt its the fuckin crescent park strangler"
by CKsmooth October 13, 2006
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Stranglefuck

To hate-fuck while asphyxiating your "partner" (preferably from behind) with the intent to kill or maim. Not always with erotic intent.
The ending to that movie was so bad, I could just stranglefuck Jason Borne.
by Beulah August 9, 2016
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strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.
Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...
by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018
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strangledolphin

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.
Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!
by Penisburgh August 3, 2023
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