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Belieber status

Derived from the term "Belieber", a term for a highly obsessive fan of canadian pop musician Justin Bieber, the state in which one is highly obsessive with any musician, athlete, actor, or celebrity in general.
Guy #1: Ay brah, I just got "OVOXO" tattooed on my back! YOLO!

Guy #2: Dude...seriously...you're on Belieber status when it comes to Drake...Hop off his dick.
by Cazius Cray February 12, 2013
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calm your status

A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.

The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.
Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!

Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!
by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010
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shitpost status

funny short videos that have recently blown up on YouTube
Person 1: did you see that funny shitpost status video about those two africans fighting?

Person 2: yeah it was funny.
by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020
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Ramen Status

When a college student reaches the status of only being able to afford 14 cent packs of Ramen noodles.
You had Ramen noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I see you've reached Ramen status
by Prettytiffanyb January 30, 2005
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Dream Stans

A bunch of soyboys that simp over dream no matter what, whether it’s getting accounts on twitter suspended for going against dream or dream stans even in the slightest or disagreeing with something about dream or basically harassing people like a crowd of BTS fan girls.
“tw // dream stans are cringe
by Cam3ron February 19, 2021
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status texting

When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.
Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
by wecomefromstars June 6, 2010
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status police

someone mean or cynical that comments on one's status update on Facebook
*Person 1* Rest in Peace buddy
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him

*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you
by kulas1260 August 13, 2009
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