SPANNER-CRAB

When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads

Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS

by SHMEXI November 30, 2016

fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007

Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.

Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.

by Earth First! September 8, 2022

stanger

To Sting someone flicking the wrist , hitting them with the tips of your fingers.

Tom gave me a really bad stanger

by Ryan Hartigan , Sean Ryan October 10, 2006

Stunner

A hot chick who can be of either gender who is generally beautiful in every way

Friend~*post pic on insta*
Me~what a stunner!

by XxZoexX August 9, 2020

Stunners

Sunglasses, big round trucker one's, sometimes called aviators.

"Got my white tee and my stunners on..."

by Will Bronsky February 4, 2006

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006