stokemon

adj: Containing stokiness; being stoked, happy, excited, or awesome.

v: "Are you excited about raging this weekend?" "Yeah! I am so stokemon!"
OR "That party was stokemon" OR "Goddam I can't believe how stokemon MR. Rodgers is 24/7!"

by Matt Harris November 20, 2003

Stakeout

(v) To alter ones daily habits such that your physical location collides with the physical location of a person you wish to have sex with. See "The Stakeout Method" for more information

Person 1: "So how did you meet your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "I did the stakeout outside of her office everyday and casually walked in the same direction as her until she noticed me."

by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015

Stake

"Stake" is a abbreviation of the words "Staying" and "awake".

Person Y: "When are you going to sleep, fam?"
Person B: "Not going to sleep. I'm stake today."
Person Y: "Alright. Have fun!"

by d34d1n51d3 August 29, 2018

shakemia

Very smart. Outgoing and pretty as ever. Goddess of sex. Easy to talk to. Nicest person until you piss her off. Very loyal and can be really stubborn . Usually have an really cute shape and nice butt.

Shakemia is so pretty but her attitude can be ugly

by Smart Mommy November 24, 2021

cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010

Trick Statement

A form of a trick question or rhetorical question said in the form of a statement.

Mariah: "I'm smarter than I look."

Lucas: "Is that a trick statement?"

by VoodooSoup January 16, 2011

Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !

"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"

by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017