squirglebop

when someone FUCKS YOU UP

dude, i just got squirglebopped.

by hjiouwfoiahjwfoi June 9, 2023

Squirglebop

Latin origin: scurvil-bope (prn. squirwil-bop)

to jump, assault, land an attack on.

"We're gonna squirglebop him tomorrow!"
"He just squirglebopped me!"

by homuraakemiirl June 9, 2023

Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...

Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.

by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013

super squirtle

the act of filling your ass with water, or any other beverage, and farting it out into the air or someones face (including your own).

my neighbors lawn needs to be watered so im gonna go get kyle to super squirtle all over it!

by cheif1nut December 30, 2013

Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you

Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

by Whitelightning24 April 21, 2017

yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite

a slang term that Pokémon fans use for "lets rob that bank over there"

Brian: hey Lucas, yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite
Lucas: yeah nigga lets do it.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Slimy Squirtle

A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade

Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”

by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019