Peevin-squeevin

Term of irish origin referring to someone who could be considered dumb or silly. An adjective, often reserved for describing someone who has just done something spectacularly daft.

"Oh my God, Finton! You're such a peevin' this evening!"

"Did you see Shauna slip on that banana peel beside the tractor yesterday and subsequently drop her ice-cream on a toddler's face?"
"Yeah, she's such a peevin-squeevin..."

"They're a shabble of peevin squeevins, those lads..."

by Devio September 21, 2009

Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 5, 2004

free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Squeezies

Very attractive younger girls that you just want to squeeze. (indicated by making a squeezing motion with one hand, or both if necessary.)

Wow, look at those young squeezies over there, would I wouldn't give to squeeze them a little bit. (squeezing motion with the hand)

by JohnnyB88 March 17, 2007

Main Squeezie

Best friend of yours

Dang d00d datz my main squeezie

by Bagboy (Jake Duardo) September 1, 2004

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013