jar squatter

When a male or female squezzes a large jar up his or her anus then lets the jar shatter inside, letting it cut the insides.

there is a video out there named jar squatter

by rafatron February 18, 2009

Harry Squatter

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.

Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

pew squatter

A stubborn A-hole in church who is sitting at the end of the pew and refuses to scoot down.

This pew squatter refuses to scoot down so we'll have to squeeze by him with our butts in his face. Stubborn A-hole.

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick

We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

Squiter

Another name for mosquito

There are so many squiters

by Willham squire July 24, 2016

Dope squatter

Noun; a person who comes to your house, does all your drugs, and then leaves without paying.

Don't let that dope squatter in the house. He still hasn't paid me for his last visit.

by Sissic November 15, 2009

squatters

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.

Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!

by JennyGee January 13, 2006