smashing cheeks

having crazy sweaty sexy

" I was smashing cheeks all nite"

by ballss January 1, 2008

baby-smashing

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59

If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.

by Shakespeare's Kids December 9, 2010

smashing skins

slang for having sex; fucking

Me and my girl were smashing skins last night.

Gotcha girl backstage and we're smashing skins.

by Yung Psych January 22, 2012

smashing grass

Smokin some dank weed.

p1: "Wanna go smash grass later?"

p2: "Ya man"

ie(smashing grass)

by stoner696969696969 March 23, 2016

Smashing with a floppy

To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.

by DirtyCroat November 3, 2016

Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 12, 2014