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Squashin'

An addiction to the vegetable squash and / or its delicious seeds. Squashin' involves eating so much squash that ones' lips begin to blister and peel. Once referred to as a gateway produce, its apparent that squash is clearly now on the level of other produstimulants such as kiwi and cherry tomatoes.
"Hey man, have you noticed that Scott has been acting a bit weird lately, but has never looked so fit?"
"Yeah, that nigga be squashin' like every night. Maybe it's time for an intervention."
by StrangerThanFigChin January 17, 2018
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squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy
Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion
by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019
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Squashy

A fat person. A chubby person. Somthing chubby. Somthing or someone squishy.
Example: A squishy dog.
How to pronounce: (Scwow-she)
That's a squashy dog.
by qwaack July 12, 2019
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Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive
Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins
Girl:”Bitch wtf
by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020
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beef squash

A squashing of you & another’s beef; making amends
I’m so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.

Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?
by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018
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spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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