Smused

Verb used by Zeb89, Italian youtuber, with his character called Pietro Smusi. Team killing.

You got smused! You got destroyed! Do you want to lose or do you want to win?

by Ed386 April 19, 2018

souseiseki

Souseiseki is the fourth rozen maiden doll, she is considered to be the inverse of her sister, suiseiseki. Souseiseki's "weapon" is a pair of gardener's shears, her artificial spirit is named Lempicka (supposedly after a popular fragrance). Souseiseki is also considered to be the most 'boyish' of the maidens and wears a blue ruffled top with blue shorts and a top hat.

boku boku boku boku boku boku boku boku. (imitation of souseiseki)

by Mr_Vile February 19, 2009

Spussy

Spider pussy

Ay yo that spider be shooting webs out of its spussy

by Spussy Annihilator August 2, 2021

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012

ur spouse a mouse

The deadliest insult of all humanity. It destroys no u and reverse cards.

Tom: ur mom gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur mom and dad gay together
Jack: ur sister mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Jack: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Jack: ur family tree lgbt
Tom: ur ancestors incestors
Jack: ur species feces
Tom: ur genus likes penis
Jack: ur family reunion homosexual comunion
Tom: Don't make me say it
Jack: Say it pussy
Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes

by stewie2gay May 27, 2018

spume

gis, gism, load, sperm

by Scott Smith July 10, 2003

spousemosis

When everyone expects you to have the same knowledge as your spouse simply because you live with them. Frequently happens if the husband is computer savvy, then everyone expects the wife to have equal knowledge about computers too and will frequently go to her for computer help.

Ruth's coworker: Hey, Ruth, can you help me? My computer screen just went black.

Ruth: What? No, I have a middle school teaching degree.

Ruth's coworker: Well, I just thought since your husband is into computers, you'd know how to fix it by spousemosis.

by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010