A woman who has had several ejaculating penises in her mouth and now has breath that smells exclusively of cum.
Woman 1 : "God, my mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage this morning"
Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"
Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"
by real cool trader April 24, 2008
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In an MTV Twilight Tuesday interview, Robert Pattinson denounced his God given name and any alterations of said name, thereof. Just saying no! to the the lovingly bestowed netspeak name of rpattz, Pattinson claimed to only answer to the name of Spunk Ransom henceforth.
Spunk Ransom: Rpattz...I dunno...I guess it's 'Uh' I guess it kind of makes sense...It's my ...initial?...and a bit of my name...giggle...At least it's not insulting...Rpattz...Rpattz...I dunno...it sounds kind of like...RPattz...sounds...I dunno...like an antacid or something...RPattz...I dunno...it's a bit too like...it sounds a bit cushy...RPattz it sounds like...I dunno...I prefer like...I dunno...I hate my name...I hate any reference to my name...I wish people would completely invent a new one...I dunno, like...SPUNK...There's a girl called Ransom...I'd like to go by Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom...yeah, it does sounds a little bit wrong
Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.
Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.
by sweetgarbage May 29, 2008
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I had to do the spunk shuffle all the way down dorm hall last night. (she says)
His Mom caught me doing the Zoidberg last night. I could not look her in the eyes the next morning.
His Mom caught me doing the Zoidberg last night. I could not look her in the eyes the next morning.
by Wolfgang Wolfbacon III January 22, 2007
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