The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.
This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.
by rug dude August 6, 2012
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Woman 1 : "God, my mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage this morning"
Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"
Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"
by real cool trader April 24, 2008
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patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?
doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.
doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.
by Semenary Road September 25, 2010
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I could go for a nice chicken parm spucky; From 'Dirty John's'.
by Mick O'Connell January 6, 2008
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by Dave W May 14, 2004
Get the Spelk mug.In an MTV Twilight Tuesday interview, Robert Pattinson denounced his God given name and any alterations of said name, thereof. Just saying no! to the the lovingly bestowed netspeak name of rpattz, Pattinson claimed to only answer to the name of Spunk Ransom henceforth.
Spunk Ransom: Rpattz...I dunno...I guess it's 'Uh' I guess it kind of makes sense...It's my ...initial?...and a bit of my name...giggle...At least it's not insulting...Rpattz...Rpattz...I dunno...it sounds kind of like...RPattz...sounds...I dunno...like an antacid or something...RPattz...I dunno...it's a bit too like...it sounds a bit cushy...RPattz it sounds like...I dunno...I prefer like...I dunno...I hate my name...I hate any reference to my name...I wish people would completely invent a new one...I dunno, like...SPUNK...There's a girl called Ransom...I'd like to go by Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom...yeah, it does sounds a little bit wrong
Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.
Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.
by sweetgarbage May 29, 2008
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