Spooge Catcher 

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

Spooge Catcher by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009

hotdog spoon 

The act of placing your penis so that it rests gently between the butt cheeks of another, male of female, while at no time achieving penitration.

Ryan really enjoys hotdog spooning with his "close friend" Rusty McTwist.

hotdog spoon by TZONE August 18, 2006

Frothy Spoon

To Spoon ones partner whilst having pre-cum on the tip of your penis

Sue pulled away as James tried a frothy spoon in bed, it was stuck to her back like a lollipop

Frothy Spoon by IT_CROWD November 19, 2014

snooze or spooge 

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

snooze or spooge by Stagmen November 30, 2017

spooder 

a different form of saying spider

Axel: "Whoa check out that spider! It's huge!"
Jay: "excuse me, I think you mean spooder"

spooder by ChronoKatt November 1, 2014

greasy spoon 

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!

The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.

greasy spoon by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that is comically large

A comically large spoon is a physic type's ultimate weapon!

Comically Large Spoon by HilarioXRosa_(Pokemon) June 16, 2020