Spoon

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Spooning

Something that sounds a lot dirtier than it is.

They were spooning all night.

WUT!?!?!?

They were lying next to each other -.-

Ohhhh..

by ME!!!!! XD February 25, 2010

spooning

It's what you do just before forking. It is when a woman lay's on her side and a man cuddles her from behind while laying on his side. That my friends is a definition of spooning. Note: After a few moments in this position the forking usually begins. lol

picture two spoons together in the kitchen cabinet and that is spooning

by rikashae July 7, 2009

spooning

spooning is like cudding with a teddy bear,only the bear is alive!

if spooning isn't warm,you're doing it with a dead body.

by Kaitlyn C. October 1, 2008

Spoon

An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.

Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??

Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

by one_direction_infection November 7, 2012

Spoon

someone who lacks intelligence or does not seem to catch on quickly.

That kid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer- he is more of a spoon.

by C Lynch October 8, 2008

spooning

can mean different things: when a couple lays together like spoons in a kitchen drawer; when lovers kiss or caress each other (more often referred to the neck); and also dating back to the old Welsh customs when a man gives his fiancee an elaboratly carved wooden spoon showing his affection for her.

I just had a conversation with my husband about this, I always wondered why they didn't call it forking!! "Hey baby, let's go fork, LOL"

by Stephanie Everett May 24, 2005