by FREAK2k5 December 28, 2005
Get the Rear Spoilermug. Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys
by Egor, Will October 27, 2008
Get the The two hand spoilermug. When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
Get the Post-facto spoiler alertmug. Built on the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either:
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident
A: "Did she just spoil the entire film?"
B: "No, don't worry. It's just white spoiler. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie."
or
A: "Jimmy! You just told me how the story ends!"
B: "Oops… Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out."
B: "No, don't worry. It's just white spoiler. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie."
or
A: "Jimmy! You just told me how the story ends!"
B: "Oops… Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out."
by Cinciarella March 10, 2018
Get the White spoilermug. Someone (usually a celebrity), who drops spoilers and hints to their fanbase without people realising they were being spoiled. Only in hindsight, it becomes clear that placement of objects, melodies hummed etc. were spoilers. A true spoiler king.
by Final_Countdown_ August 21, 2022
Get the Spoiler Kingmug. The act of being forced to watch a (part) of a new episode whilst you didnt consent to it or would much rather like to watch it elsewhere or with other company.
"He made me watch a part of the new Rick And Morty episode. Before i could refuse i was already watching it... i was spoiler raped"
by J.N. (Mediocre Porn Producer) September 27, 2017
Get the Spoiler Rapemug. A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!
Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.
I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.
I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
Get the Spoiler Kingmug.