Soffe

-A clothing brand generally for athletics. These shorts are very comfortable, and come in every color.

-Usually worn by cheerleaders,dancers,bike riders,tennis players,people who love short shorts, and other athletic people.

-Shorts that are rolled up at the spandex waste line to show more skin around the leg and butt area.

CheerleaderA:Look at my new green Soffes!

CheerleaderB:How many freaking times did you roll them up!?

CheerleaderA:....3 Times.

by Les frites February 21, 2009

Shpoff

Meaning to have sex/fuck/smash/smoosh

I want to shpoff you means I want to fuck you.

Lets shpoff means lets FUCK

by fooooooooookyouguy October 25, 2010

Don Soffer High School

Shitty ass school run by old farts

U goin to don soffer high school?
yea that garbage

by Messi800 December 9, 2019

Spiff

Adjective, describes a person who dresses and look spiffy all the time for no reason, usually dresses in a suit and tie or other nice outfit with a tie like jeans/shirt/vest/tie or khakis/shirt/tie

Matt began to realize his level of spiff when he began to wear a suit and tie every day for no reason. If he wasn't in a suit and tie, he was wearing khakis or really nice jeans and a shirt and tie. Pure spiff.

by Random user May 3, 2017

Spiff

A bonus payment for closing a sale or making a deal go through. Unlike commission, spiff is paid out directly in cash, from the manager/owner/whatever to the salesperson, pretty much immediately upon the completion of the sale.

You just sold a $5000 diamond ring? You're gonna get some sweet spiff on that!

by SY August 13, 2003

Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

smoffo

in Italian:
a piece of hashish

ITA: "hai smoffo?"
ENG: "have you got hashish?"

by [moji] November 2, 2006