when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!
by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008
Get the spiderman monkeyface mug.An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.
Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb
"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"
As an Adjective
Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?
Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.
In the Workplace
(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"
As an Adjective
Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?
Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.
In the Workplace
(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
by Tiger02 February 23, 2009
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when a guy is getting head he pullz out and nutz in his hand then fliks it at the grils face while doing the spider man sign
by wizeguy September 25, 2007
Get the spiderman that hoe mug.After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.
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Get the Crank Dat Spiderman mug.Verb describing a rare phenomenon occurring between two men whereby the man administering butt sex to the other performs a rusty trombone (it is the courteous thing to do), catches the sperm in his hand, slaps the receiver in the face with his jizz-filled hand, and slowly pulls his hand away to create a web-like effect. And hence, man #1 has spidermanned dat dude. This phrase was popularized by the underground rap sensation Cabin Boy's song of the same title, "Spiderman dat dude (9/11 I'm sorry...)(Cabin Boy Tell'em)."
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Get the spiderman mug.I hope we don't get the Spiderman 3 Effect with The Dark Knight or I will be incredibly disappointed.
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