splorning

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008

splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.

Look Mona I'm splitting the boys!!

by TC Man May 20, 2016

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

NT-splaining

When neurotypical people try to explain autism to autistic adults, because they think they know better.

"People with autism don't have empathy."
"Actually, most autistics have a higher level of affective empathy than others. But since being able to read faces and body language is harder, levels of cognitive empathy aren't as high. We don't need you NT-splaining autism to us."

by bulbasaur_ggd September 5, 2021

Splitting Ass

Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.

Damn look at the hiney on her, I'd like to split her ass.

Lisa is walking funny, Matt must have been splitting ass last night.

by Tripod House March 29, 2011