sphanger

A spherical cage

"Despite all my anger I am still just a rat in a sphanger."

by A concerned citizen September 25, 2003

spanger

Someone (a cunt) who is a huge pain in the ass but doesn't really mean to be one, althou they cant help it they were born that way.

Spanger - " Can i get more of my vocals in the foldback on stage please, i cant hear myself"

Sound guy 1 - " Is that guy serious, he is standing 20m in front of the stage. How the fuck is he going to hear himself from on stage anyway."

Sound Guy 2 - He's a Spanger, he can do anything.

Sond Guy 1- " Fucking Spangers"

by Darkest March 1, 2010

splenger

Noun.
A homosexual often rempant in nature.

person 1: Ross seemed gay to me.
person 2: yeh, he was a total splenger.

by gnus child June 10, 2005

spanger

Is to be said to someone who is offensive to your girlfrend.
meaning that they are a fucking douche, and have no friends,they are adopted, look like their michael jakcson, and will be strung up by their own balls in a room with Tony Blair.
this is classed as one of the most offnsive things that can be said in your girlfriends defense.

your so fucking gay you little spanger

by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006

splongerotes

Used as an insult for someone who is quiet but creul

She's so Splongerotes

by CAM-I-AM April 23, 2004

Spanger

Sesh (To go on a Sesh)

"Wanna go for a Spanger ?"

by Fiftyfiftyjifty May 31, 2017

shlangerloofing

When you reach your hand into a bag of croissants, grab and handful and close your fist tightly.

Hey man! Stop shlangerloofing my bag!

by Gingerballs' March 6, 2019