sphinxter

sphinxter - an amateur Egyptologist who cannot tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.

This sphinxter was loudly wandering all around Cairo looking for a bathroom but only found an outhouse near the Sphinx which is also called a "sphinxter" because it meets both qualifications for an outhouse, has an asshole and a hole in the ground.

by Word Salad December 15, 2010

Regina Sphinkter

When someone encircles your butthole with their finger (preferrably pinky) while orally stimulating you, gradually easing the finger inside of you until they are knuckle deep in your pooper. Surprisingly sensual and recommended for uninhibited and particularly dirt nasty couples. Named after the equally surprisingly erotic musical artist Regina Spektor.

Me: Dude, Wayne gave me a Regina Sphinkter last night unexpectedly and who knew I was such a filthy, filthy whore!

Them: Um, everyone?

Me: That's beside the point! Reg Sphinks rule!!!!

by Analisa Colonoscipa February 24, 2011

sphinc

An abbreviated form of the word 'sphincter'.

Dan: hey cutie, can i lick your sphinc?
Peter: sure thing pal

by obidee January 1, 2009

SphincterPhone

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.

Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.

by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

Sphincter Wrinkle

The wrinkles around the puckered anus

I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle

by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008

Sphincterlicious

When something that you think should taste like ass, ends up tasting pretty good. Or anything metaphorically equal. As in you thought that was going to suck... but it didn't!

"Well Joe I thought having sex with that chubby girl was going to be a bad time but it turned out to be sphincterlicious."

by Clark Graff December 27, 2008

Sphinctersaurus Rex

The world's most dangerous assholes.

Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Mohmar Khadafy,
Mahkmoud Ahmadinajad, and Kim Jong-Il all fit the category...
Sphinctersaurus Rex!!!

by maverickdallas October 19, 2009