speeping

The act of urinating while sleeping.

The girl of my dreams kissed me while I was speeping, then I woke up.

by TheSpeeper January 16, 2010

cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

by chromigula January 11, 2010

Seeding

Seeding happen during a Squad match when the server population is lower than 50 ( 25 vs 25 ). Special rules "Seeding rules" are often enforced in an attempt to make the game more enjoyable with lower population.

"this server is shit, its never gets past seeding"

by One3Two March 31, 2021

death knell spending

1. The act of an old person spending because of an anticipated death.

1.Anyone over the age of 80 purchasing a Ferrari is a common form of death knell spending.

by Set "Checkmate God" April 16, 2010

Fo' sheeding my seeding

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

by big daddy April 13, 2005

I love spending time with you

When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).

Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*

by Cripplingdepression69 January 5, 2018

Speelingitis

A rare and serious disease that plagues high school students who cannot spell words correctly.

The way someone infected with speelingitis would spell:

I hove Spellllllliiingggitis.

by speelingitis May 29, 2010