Trump as House Speaker

When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.

As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”

by Fasters October 21, 2023

The Speaker

A male who claims to be strait while consistantly finding himself in the "gay friend" position. He always listens to his female friends problems, and tells them they are very beautiful. He is a shoulder to cry on. Other responsibilities of a speaker include watching Disney movies and learning your female friend's favorite song on the guitar in order to serenade her. If you know someone who is a Speaker, you will find out that they insist that they hook up with more girls than a gigolo.

Hey is that kid a pimp?
No, man, he's not. He is just a Speaker. His relationship with girls is based on communication, not physical activity.

by Mr. McGuire May 9, 2005

JBL speaker pussy

a man ejaculates inside of a woman while she is queefing

i gave my girl the jbl speaker pussy. the cum bounced like on a jbl speaker.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 12, 2023

Carbon-speaker

Someone who's words are so useless and stupid, the only value they have is to provide carbon dioxide for plants

I would believe him, but he's such a carbon-speaker

by IzEliz April 30, 2015

a speaker has not been elected

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

by The Real Driller January 5, 2023

Loud Speaker

1. Nickname for The Speaker of the National Assembly of Mauritius - Sooroojdev Phokeer.

2. A terribly incompetent ogre-looking man acting as Speaker
3. A sexually hot tempered frustrated grumpy and disorderly loud old man acting as Speaker
4. A bossy vociferous unruly ill-mannered old man acting as Speaker of the national assembly of Mauritius

Speaker: I order you out !
Rajesh: Shut up Loud Speaker, I'm not leaving!

by Pinok July 26, 2023

2.0 speaker system

A self-powered desktop speaker system designed for PCs or mp3 players.

I was going to get the 2.0 speaker system for my iPod but decided on the 2.1 with the subwoofer.

by bhny December 11, 2009