Spastic eagle

The act of nutting on some other guys nut

"Bro you should spastic eagle me."

Spastic eagle by Butt But 3000 June 7, 2018

spastic fingers 

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

spastic fingers by Michael March 19, 2005

spastic joose 

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

spastic joose by tommigunn March 22, 2004

Spastic Schlong 

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

Spastic Schlong by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

spastic ranger 

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.

you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger

spastic ranger by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005

Spastic Coupon 

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

Spastic Coupon by Original42 November 20, 2012

Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

Spastic head by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016