Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020

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Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

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British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 7, 2023

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cum spastic

A person that doesn't enjoy or appreciate men's semen

Hey how was your date?

Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again

by Tugnets da troll December 3, 2021

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spastic cabs

A taxi company that ban and/or bar you, and don't know the difference.

Am i banned or am i barred? Who knows, its fucking spastic cabs.

by Megano & Rosco March 11, 2014

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The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Cheesus Crust on a Cracker October 9, 2007

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