by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.
by King Tony December 17, 2020

Spanner - cocaine and MDMA. 2. An idiot/spencer. 3. A problem i.e. to throw a spanner in the clockwork.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.
Im totally spanskrew man, too many spanner's to many screwdriver's.
Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.
Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.
by Step lupid May 30, 2024

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.
*As in nut and bolt.
*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
by Phil Blade November 14, 2024
