Spanktravision

A program that one watches on television as a masturbatory aid.

Tommy: Richard, were you watching spanktravision?

by Steakface August 16, 2010

SANITÄTER

German: Combat Medic
Battlefield: COME and revive me!

A common phrases starting from the release of Battlefield V

SANITÄTER!

by alohasnackbarbisqueit December 11, 2018

Spanish splatter

bad case of diahrrea, often looking more like dysenterie

Man , I'm never eating there again.As soon as I got home last night it gave me the Spanish splatter.

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

spanish flank

The act of making love to a woman on a roof

No way man.... Jambo is doing a Spanish flank up there

by Troybhoy December 8, 2018

mind spaniels

This can be used when your mind has a sudden glitch, and you cannot think straight (like spaniels whizzing around your head). It can also be used to discribe someone crazy or just someone retarded.

'so i was just about to... wait where was i? bloody mind spaniels!'

or..

'i belive that man is carrying a touch of mind spaniels'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

study spanish

While some may use the term, to "study spanish" purely as a means to enrich their minds with the language, the other use is to smoke marijuana, also known as Mary Jane, weed, ganja, herbal remedies, herb, pot, spanish, etc. The use of this term usually arises when there are those who are not on friendly terms with their green friend.
Usually when you study, there is a test. This test is NAZI zombies. Spanish and Zombies are synonymous with each other. If you're going to play Zombies, you better have been studying, OR YOU WILL FAIL.

Hey, bro we got our test soon. you wanna study spanish?

Hey guys Mike, Tony and I are gonna branch off and study some spanish. Have fun at the party without us!

by THE fucking magic man January 12, 2012

cockblocker spaniel

when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.

i was stopped cold by her cockblocker spaniel barking and scratching at the bedroom door.

by jayt85331 January 6, 2014