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Spank the Deener

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.
Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener
by Foxdvd March 21, 2015
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Spankover

When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!
by Aj36mason August 18, 2013
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Irish Water Spaniel

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
by Ayra April 8, 2010
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Spanch

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.
by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021
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Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.
Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.
by Yeti78 September 3, 2013
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Spanch

After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.
by 4Derps February 7, 2021
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Shank spanking

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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