spam

stands for stupid pointless annoying message, usually told by trolls in forums for random things. sometimes wrote in gibberish like example one, or putting random words in a random order, like example 2 shows.

Example 1:

Harry: hey John what's up?
John: ubcdblksajncxkcjndkjnx
Harry: ...

example 2:

Zack: Hey James whatcha doing?
James: lamb got spaghetti inside better you what LOL cool.
Zack: what?
James: IKR frog brought LOLOL jk :D
Zack: ......you spam to much n00b..

by Joe Mama's a Gamer May 1, 2012

spam

1.SPecial hAM
you have to be special to eat it
2. an exceptionally large forehead. you have top slap the offender on the forehead whilst exclaiming 'SPAM!' at the top of your voice
3. A Vehicular accident

1.That window licker has Spam Sandwiches

2. SPAM! big forehead

3. You've spammed your motor you bummer

by Bummy Bummerson December 28, 2005

spam

(noun) a large forehead
(verb) to slap someone on their forehead (usually while shouting "Spam!"

He's got a big spam.
Spam!

by boring bastard 2 August 8, 2009

spam

A e-mail from a company usually trying to sale you junk they couldnt sell in shops or thought would be cheaper/ easier to sell through the internet. Also known as wrongness/evilness in a can. A frankly evil substitute to a nice piece of ham. Usually made up of pigs feet, testicles, noses and any other stuff pig farmers think is just to diguesting to put in ham, but would be prefectly fine to put in spam as its cheaper.

" Look mother, a can" yes, can "of spam. Lets buy some."
" No Johnny, that would be awful, just get some nice ham."
The words of a wise person.

by Decdude147 October 30, 2007

spam

spicy ham

Subject: this is not spam ... DON'T DISSAPOINT HER EVER AGAIN UP TO THREE MORE INCHES NO SURGERY REQUIRED

by ims phaianx wpqkdi s udeaayrjg July 5, 2003

spam

Spam really means
Specially packaged American meat
But Spam is also an internet term of constanly filling servers
, fourms or msn with meaningless or pointless posts or sentances that mean and achive nothing

Noob: jdahldaknda
Me: Shut up you spammer
Noob: pahuipdhgipuHN!
Me: g0t spam?

by Llewellyn January 1, 2006

spam

(S)alvaged (P)arts, H(am)

What do you mean, ewwwww? I don't like Spam!

by suisare crasher May 29, 2004