spag on the d

Violently wacking your penis until it becomes erect, a simple ‘short cut’ for getting an erection.

Teacher: ‘alright students dont forget to use spag on the D’
Student: ‘but miss its a Joel Penis’

by TyphoonShark44 January 22, 2019

Spag BOWL

Otherwise known as spaghetti bolognese. Or what most people would say “spag BOL”.... however, I’ve come across many using spag BOWL as in your having it in a bowl.

“It’s Spag Bowl for dinner tonight”

by SpagBowl December 18, 2018

spag rag

a cloth used by young males to absorb penile excretions after the act of manual copulation

after billy was finished jerking off he grabbed his trusty spag rag and avioded spillage

by Wazza August 20, 2004

Spag

any type of meat that is sold in a bag.
Often consumed by telemarketers and their pathetic families.

"Daddy, why can't we eat spam? at least it comes in a can and it certified by the FDA."

"You shut your mouth and eat your spag! I can't afford anything but bagged meats ever since Bush took office.?

by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009

bustin' spags

To play cards. The card game can be of any type.

(Ice Cube in "Menace II Society")
"Fuck dat, let's bust some spags."

A Bomb: "What you niggas up to?"
D Man: "Bustin' Spags."

by K Flo April 01, 2006

Spag Act

Someone who tries to act like a spag, but fails miserably and comes across as a lonely idiot.

That John's a right spag act.

by Emerlee October 12, 2003

spag bol hol

A holiday in Italy with the prospect of getting nothing to eat all day but spaghetti bolognese.

John: Hi Dave, any news from Tom? Dave: Alas, we haven't heard from the poor sod since he went on a spag bol hol last month.

by E-go-go August 03, 2010