Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019

[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008

Spaff

Literally means ejaculate. As to Spaff on someone's face.

Having a wank later, might turn into a spaff.

by David Spy October 27, 2023

Spaff

Wasting cash

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar

by Sphaff June 17, 2017

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018