1 definition by Guido of midland origin.

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.
1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
by Guido of midland origin. August 29, 2008
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