Solomon

To cut or slice something in half.

pizza "That slice was too large - I solomoned it."

"I went all solomon on that shit so I could share it with my friend."

by WiseOldKing October 23, 2009

sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.

Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer

by the sodomaster January 9, 2005

Solomon Religious

When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.

Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..

by Joshy Poo23 January 30, 2009

solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

Solomang

A crotchety old man of the Solomang lineage, descending from the land fills of Long Island.

Dude, you smell and act like a Solomang?

by Jarrod Dillon November 14, 2003

solosexabation

A sex act; where 2 partners are not engaged in a sexual activity with themselves but rather distant. Masturbating to eachother with no knowledge that they want to date eachother.

Tom and mary got an std from hardcore solosexabation.... i dont know how the fuck it happened....

by nickdizzle September 15, 2004

Salome

When used as a name, Salome is that girl with the perfect hair, who acts like a teachers pet and is found at every community service school event. She is often the girl who has been at the same school for her whole education. She can be found singing, doing home work, doing volunteer work or sucking up to teachers.

A Salome usually has one really really good friend and is just polite and friendly towards everyone else. If your name starts with an M, N, A or C you are possibly that one good friend.

"She's asking for MORE homework? What a Salome!"

by Squid.In.A.Bottle August 15, 2012