softy spec

A word or question specification meaning that it is random. Commonly used on internet forums to describe random threads.

Hubert: Hey Gertrude did you see that thread on that internet forum yesterday?
Gertrude: Yeah i was all like WTF? That was a softy spec thread for sure.

by Jeremy Watkins September 23, 2009

softie talk

when guys have a heterosexual discussion of their feelings, usually about their girlfriends.

guy1: dude what's dave talking to James about
guy2: oh, he's having a softie talk about how his girlfriend keeps busting his balls

by gingerfox69 January 20, 2009

Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect

Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!

by Sum foo May 26, 2020

softy

The opposite of a hardon
It is something you get when you're turned off

Friend 1: Man, that chick back there was so hot, she gave me a hard on!
Friend 2: Which one? The only one I saw gave me a softy.

by jimothy5_6 June 25, 2020

Softie mode

Softie mode means when you are very wholesome and not lewd, just softie, happy, calm and relaxed, mostly happens when you get cuddles or cared for.

Did you know Ghost turned into softie mode when they got cuddles and love from their cuddle hostage?!

by ghost_boihere September 10, 2020

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021