ripped sofa

A womans vagina when her legs are spread

I hope you have washed your ripped sofa darling, I wish to drink from the furry cup this evening

by I.Lowndes January 14, 2007

I sofa king we todd did

An internet-spread prank that became widely used as a way for assholes to prank the unsuspecting victims who attempt to pronounce it. It is supposed to mean "I so fucking retarded," but many people do not realize this until the damage is done.

(At a local bar in front of many people)

Bro 1: Jimmmmay! Check this out!
(Scrabbles the words "I sofa king we tood did on a napkin)
Bro 2: Alright!
Bro 1: Say those words as loud as you can.
Bro 2: "I SOFA KING WE TODD DID!"
Hot Chick: Why do I even come here..

by joey beee August 5, 2008

Sofia

Highly intelligent, strong, pretty girl, atractive, and usually has a hot boyfriend. Has good friends is always there when they need her.

"Sofia I need your help!"

by sdbweather December 19, 2015

Sofia

A very beautiful, intelligent girl and has everyone staring. No one knows how she feels in the inside but in the outside she is the most loving and caring person. She is a very athletic girl.

Dam have you seen sofia she is so gorgeous.

by Shittalker 123 October 15, 2017

sofa sunday

Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday watching football, drinking beers and eating nachos and buffalo wings.

Wife: Can you go out and do some errands?

Man: No babe it is sofa Sunday I will later.

by pizzadue December 5, 2012

Sofia

Sofia is a beautiful amazingly cute girl who really could care less about what you thought about her she is. She could be your bestfriend. But if you are going to talk shit make sure you talk your shit to her face she don’t like that pussy shii . If you are even lucky enough to be her boyfriend you better keep her because never will you ever find a more loyal brown eyed and hair girl. Sofia’s are also usually short and very loud and crazy seem shy but get to meet them and they will laugh at everything... literally everything . Keep her

“Damn did you see Sofia she’s cute”

by Chille pero February 25, 2019

Sofia

A smart girl. Shy at school but crazy with friends. Never wants attention drawn to her, she keeps her head down while walking through hall. No one judges her but she doesn't know that. Great personality that still need to be discovered. Not one to be popular but she is fine with that. Hates popular kids who think they are cool.

Guy 1: Who's that chick?
Guy 2: That's Sofia, new girl.
Guy 1: Dosnt look like much of the talker.
Guy 2: So I hear.

by ...hi January 24, 2014